a daily occurrence
a daily occurrence
bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job
he says kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching is fine, but only if there’s no feelings involved
What does he say about kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching when you think there is no feelings involved, but as you pull away, you look into the other person’s eyes and realise how many different colours live there, and suddenly you’re falling and you can’t get up, and they’re the only one to offer you a hand. What then??
he says that’s fine, but no tongue
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i hate gas pump tvs with all my heart. like literally taking advantage of you being stuck there to pump more advertising into your brain. and the first one i saw was for nicotine patches
FOUND IT
This is exactly what Hotline Miami is about
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A Wolf Knows What To Do.
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The Seed Song
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a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it’s actually just perfectly parallel parked
a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes
the law of equivalent exchange
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