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lizardsister:

lil-tumbles:

lizardsister:

lizardsister:

bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job

he says kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching is fine, but only if there’s no feelings involved

What does he say about kissing while pretending to be a lost young couple when you hear enemy guards approaching when you think there is no feelings involved, but as you pull away, you look into the other person’s eyes and realise how many different colours live there, and suddenly you’re falling and you can’t get up, and they’re the only one to offer you a hand. What then??

he says that’s fine, but no tongue

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wizardfan:

f3mboyfucker:

reslake:

a car goes full speed off a cliff and explodes at the bottom and when the smoke clears it’s actually just perfectly parallel parked

a second car somewhere in the world perfectly parallel parks and when you think the car is finally aligned it spontaneously combusts and explodes

the law of equivalent exchange

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